Late night shacking, not snacking. TSM.

Having more spirit for your sorority than you ever did for your high school. TSTC.

Go home, Standards. I’m drunk. TSM.

Referring to your boyfriend’s big as your big-in-law. TSM.

Standards:”Thanks for coming tonight.”
Me:”Yes, well thanks for inviting me.” TSTC.

T-shirt or it didn’t happen. TSM.

Sisterhood of the traveling ID. TSM.