Ho-lee shit… I’m going to go ahead and just assume that you wrote the “Tinder” section, got lazy, and then stole the rest from a 13 year old’s MySpace.
I hope that one day, you look back on this list and are as half as embarrassed as I am for you right now.
You do realize that a guy giving few enough fucks to pick up a young exercise bike probably has the kind of money and attitude to “trade-up” for a new model when those tits start to sag, right?
Ho-lee shit… I’m going to go ahead and just assume that you wrote the “Tinder” section, got lazy, and then stole the rest from a 13 year old’s MySpace.
I hope that one day, you look back on this list and are as half as embarrassed as I am for you right now.
^ This fucking guy!
She hit SI’s swimsuit cover twice. You write 5 paragraph blogs for a living.
In case you’re confused, yes, I’d still rather fuck her.
You do realize that a guy giving few enough fucks to pick up a young exercise bike probably has the kind of money and attitude to “trade-up” for a new model when those tits start to sag, right?
I like the shirts. Did they originally come with pads?
What a coincidence! I typically shoot shotguns while sitting half ass indian style too!
Call it a hunch, but I have a feeling he’s never referred to you as “the smart daughter”.
I gotta hand it to you. This is actually pretty fucking cool.
I cant wait for the lindsay lohan-esque meltdown. He’s fucked and it’s going to be so goddamn funny to watch.
Thank god you had the TFM book. I would have been really confused if you would have left it out of the picture.