Having a closet full of costumes for every theme party possible. TSM.

Love the sister. Hate the officer. TSM.

My sorority is bae. TSM.

Having a dog that pulls as many guys as you do. TSM.

Being better at flirting with girls during recruitment than with guys on an actual date. TSM.

Hold on. Let me put pants on. TSM.

Pre-gaming your standards meeting. TSM.

Going back to school as a senior, ready to act like a freshman. TSM.