Why do sorority girls snap? Because you can’t clap with a drink in one hand. TSM.

You can’t regret what you don’t remember. TSM.

One minute I’m doing homework, then three hours go by and I’m on Pinterest looking up 25 ways to use a scarf. TSM.

Stopping to get Starbucks on your walk of shame. TSTC.

Spending more money on your little than you ever have on a boyfriend. TSM.