Do I want to give you a blow job? No. Will I? Still no. TSTC.

My big tells me I’m pretty. TSM.

I’m a sucker for seersucker. TSM.

I craft, because I care. TSM.

Strategically placing emojis in your snaps. TSM.

Queen of the Jungle Juice. TSM.

“Which fraternity is he in?” TSM.