Every outfit requires a choker. TSM.

My craft glue is stronger than most of my relationships. TSM.

I can do all things through Starbucks which strengthens me. TSM.

Treating frat pledges like they’re your own. TSM.

Using Venmo to pay for drugs. TSTC.

“No, you didn’t sleep with him if you didn’t get a t-shirt.” TSM.

Closing your bar tab from last night on the way to your standards meeting. TSM.

Skipping class to rhinestone your water jug. TSM.