I’ve been 21 since I was 18, and I’ll continue to be 21 until I’m 30. TSM.

Younger girls thinking you’re scary. Your pledge class remembering you’re insane. TSM.

Convincing your boss to switch the restaurant’s t-shirts to comfort colors and frockets. TSM.

Being a regular at standards. TSTC.

Creeping on the “Class of 2018” Facebook page to scope out PNMs. TSM.

Not having enough room on your phone for more music because you refuse to delete all your drunk selfies. TSM.

Crafting takes no summer vacation. TSM.

The only man a girl should ever wait for is the bartender that’s serving her wine. He’s a busy man. TSM.

Your teacher showing you favoritism because you’re in her sorority. TSM.

“Do we like her?” TSM.