You can lie to yourself, but you can’t lie to your sisters. TSM.
You can lie to yourself, but you can’t lie to your sisters. TSM.
Always fucked up. Never fucked over. TSM.
The devil wears cargo shorts. TSM.
Shacking with soldiers totally counts as community service. TSM.
It’s a crafterpiece. TSM.
Being more scared of standards than the cops. TSM.
The apathetic “Well standards wouldn’t like this one bit,” before 99% of the things you do. TSTC.
Trying to explain your not-boyfriend to your ob-gyn. TSM.
Continuing to learn about things you did that one drunken night months later. TSM.
You can tell a lot about a girl by her big. TSM.