You can lie to yourself, but you can’t lie to your sisters. TSM.

Fueling fraternity feuds as the Helen of Troy of Greek Row. TSM.

The post breakup “He’s an idiot” from his brothers. TSM.

Using Daddy’s credit card to donate to the TFM movie. TSM.

Using your fake more than your license because there are pledges to drive you around. TSM.

Santa putting a bottle of wine in your stocking. TSM.

Planking prof pic? I guess I wouldn’t want people seeing my face if I were you either. TSM.