Using “Do you know who my big is?” as an excuse for any and all behavior. TSM.

Telling someone you hate them, almost exclusively meaning you really like them. TSM.

“Tell me everything you know about him.” TSM.

Being a crazy ex-girlfriend even though you were never the girlfriend. TSTC.

RIP to all the jewelry I’ve lost or broken while drunk. TSM.

Changing his name in your phone to “YOU DON’T LIKE HIM.” TSM.