“Is my hair too shiny today?” -Charlotte York. TSM.

I’m the girl you hated in high school. TSM.

I don’t remember the last time I got drunk…but everyone else does. TSM.

Oh my God did you sleep with him? You DID didn’t you! You slut! How was it? TSM.

Get your hoop earrings the fuck away from me. TSM.

Republican presidential candidate ads turn me on. TSM.