“My house smells like Fireball and regret.” TSTC.

Forgetting to remove your monograms when using your fake, but getting in anyway. TSM.

Always knowing exactly which filter has been used. TSM.

Never doing the walk of shame, because you don’t travel to hook up. You make them come to you. TSM.

I never want to see alcohol again…today. TSM.

“No, Mom, you can’t zoom in on Instagram.” TSM.

Stalking his social media regularly, but refusing to follow. TSM.

Deciding on the outfit before deciding on the date. TSM.

If he can’t correctly pronounce your letters, he’s not the one. TSM.