High GPA, higher BAC. TSM.

Always classy, never in class. TSM.

Deleting emails from standards before you read them so it’s like they never existed. TSM.

Senior year marking your quarter life crisis. TSM.

Fraternity pledges waiting for you outside class with Starbucks. TSM.

My decision to wash or not wash my hair is pretty much controlling my social schedule. TSM.

Deciding on the outfit before deciding on the date. TSM.

Having a better butt than Bieber. TSM.

Using him for his dad’s boat. TSM.

Counting mimosas as your daily dose of fruit. TSM.