Being a crazy ex-girlfriend even though you were never the girlfriend. TSTC.

Making your Instagram public for recruitment reasons. TSM.

Having a decal on your car for your sorority, but not your school. TSM.

Literally taking the shirt off his back. TSTC.

“Let’s take a candid.” TSM.

Putting “Jack Daniels” as your date’s name on your date party form. TSM.

RIP to all the jewelry I’ve lost or broken while drunk. TSM.

“Can I Insta this?” TSM.

These bros ain’t loyal. TSM.