Changing his name in your phone to “YOU DON’T LIKE HIM.” TSM.

Being delighted to see that Fitbit gave you steps for your hookup. TSM.

Smuggling cheap beer in an expensive bag. TSM.

Stealing blankets, t-shirts and hearts. TSM.

Saying “TSM” borderline too often in real life situations. TSTC.

I feel kinda like I have my life together today because my bra and underwear match. TSM.

When did we take this picture? TSM.

He forgot our anniversary. I mean, we’re only dating in my mind, but still. TSM.