Being more prepared for spring break than you are for midterms. TSM.

Spring break plans? Get hella turnt and somewhat burnt. TSM.

“Do you have any hot friends?”
“All my friends are hot.” TSM.

Remembering the night by what you wore, not what you did. TSM.

Uber ride of shame. TSM.

Dressing like you’re in a sorority. Drinking like you’re in a fraternity. TSM.

“It ain’t my fault when I walk and jaws drop.” -Miranda Lambert. TSM.