Tell someone that a fake ID is a long-term investment because you’ll pass it on to your little when you’re done with it. TSM.

Having a nice personality doesn’t get you free drinks. TSM.

There’s a pledge for that. TSM.

Alumnae texting to congratulate you on your new e-board position. TSM.

Big hair, big smile, big personality. TSM.

“He made me pretty, he made me smart, and I’m gonna break a million hearts.” TSM.

Everyone introducing you to their out-of-town guy friends as the “cute, single friend.” TSM.

He showed up to our first date in his Sperrys and khakis, then he told me he was pre-med. He’s perfect. TSM.

Your monogram never matching the name on your ID. TSM.

Walking into a frat party and mentally separating girls into three groups: Greeks, girlfriends, and GTFO. TSM.