And now he’s nothing but a shack shirt to me. TSM.

My class was canceled today, because I canceled it. TSM.

Out dressing and out drinking everyone in the room. TSM.

Sending out a booty call in the late afternoon, because day drinking. TSM.

Life, liberty, and the pursuit of alcohol. TSM.

He doesn’t speak sorority. TSM.

Not needing an official position to get the chapter to listen to you. TSM.

Being legitimately scared to watch your Snapchat story the next day. TSM.

I’m fluent in passive aggression. TSM.

Your boyfriend’s formal being more tame than yours. TSM.