Stalking PNMs the second they graduate high school. TSM.

The only clubs I go to are country clubs. TSM.

Ordering sorority stoles, because there’s no way you’re not wearing your letters to graduation. TSM.

Give me wine or give me *death.

*vodka. TSM.

“This is the best bra for doing body shots.” TSM.

Mentally undressing every guy you see in cargo shorts, and not because you think he’s hot. TSM.