Handing down your title as “Blackout Queen” at Senior Wills. TSM.

“I have a bow for that.” TSM.

Drunk eating unhealthy amounts of healthy food. TSM.

Dating a scrub. NS. Dating a man in scrubs. TSM.

Balancing your calorie intake by giving up food, not alcohol. TSM.

Doing it for your senior speech. TSM.

“Oops!” being the universal code for “I don’t give a shit.” TSTC.

Using “My big says I can’t” as an excuse to get out of anything and everything. TSM.

Your ex’s roommate telling you he “misses seeing you around the apartment.” TSM.