Balancing your calorie intake by giving up food, not alcohol. TSM.

Invading spring break destinations as a Greek community. TSM.

Always having the newest fraternity PR shirts, but never having to buy them. TSM.

It’s tanning bed season. TSM.

A good friend will vouch for you in a standards meeting. Your best friend will be sitting there with you. TSM.

Always getting pulled over. Never getting a ticket. TSM.

Refusing to do your hair unless you’re going out. TSM.