I can do all things through Starbucks which strengthens me. TSM.

Being a crazy ex-girlfriend even though you were never the girlfriend. TSTC.

Having more sorority t-shirts than college t-shirts. TSM.

Getting up earlier for a philanthropy than you ever would for class. TSM.

But first, let me take a Snapchat. TSM.

Marry for money. Love will come later. TSM.

Stalking your little back to the day she joined Facebook. TSTC.

Life’s a mess. Makeup’s on point. #TSM