Judging a guy by his ability to unhook your bra. TSM.

Being the legend, the role model, and the bad influence all at the same time. TSM.

Hold on. Let me put pants on. TSM.

Showing up late with a Starbucks in hand. TSTC.

Does the ALS ice bucket challenge count towards our community service hours? TSM.

I’ve been 21 since I was 18, and I’ll continue to be 21 until I’m 30. TSM.

Wearing letters on vacation, in hopes of finding sisters. TSM.

Forgetting you’re not actually related to your big. TSM.

Raise your hand if you’ve ever felt personally victimized by the standards board. TSM.