BoozeBowsBoys (Matriarch)

I like sparkles. And boys. And the occasional Jack n' Coke or 12.

Member Since 11/12/2014

From Nebraska

  • BoozeBowsBoys 8 years ago on I Wish My Boyfriend Was More Jealous

    I don’t know you personally, but given the username and this one piece of writing from you, he could do better. He sounds way more mature than the level you’re at right now. Good for him for sticking around, honestly.

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  • BoozeBowsBoys 8 years ago on Your Mom Shouldn’t Be Your Best Friend

    I don’t agree with anything in this article, and I feel kind of bad that you feel this way.
    I had strict parents growing up, but once they sent me off to college, they trusted that they’d done a good enough job raising me to be a decent human being that my mom let go of the reigns a little bit and became one of my best friends.
    I absolutely do not think a 14 year old and her mom should be “BFFs” because that is a time in life when kids need PARENTS. But after the initial part of raising you is over, they should be able to reap the benefits of helping to mold such an awesome human being.
    I am one of the most independent (financially, academically, emotionally) college students that I know, and I call my mother every day. That’s not a bad thing. It means that I know she’s someone I can turn to with any- and everything!

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  • BoozeBowsBoys 8 years ago on Power Ranking Of Sports Fans Based On Dateability

    I’ve seen just as many fights at baseball and college football games as I have at NFL games. It all depends on whose playing.
    Men are going to get drunk and rowdy and aggressive regardless of the sport. It’s part of the atmosphere, and as long as you’re not right in the middle of it, it can be a lot of fun to watch it go down!

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  • BoozeBowsBoys 8 years ago on Have You Lost Your Shit?

    There’s a reason that lists get likes, though. They’re like pearls, curls, and pumpkin spice lattes, tried and true.
    The paragraph format had me searching for an actual story.. Or a point. If it’s a list, just call it a fucking list.

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  • BoozeBowsBoys 8 years ago on How To Make Sure You Taste Okay *Down There*

    I’m sorry you feel like I’m being condescending, but I would love nothing more than to see TSM be successful.
    I obviously visit the site frequently, if I didn’t care I’d just delete my account and hair flip my way to better things.
    I like what this site once was and its upsetting to see what it is turning into. If you look at comments over the past few weeks, you’ll see unrest in a lot of TSM’s followers. As a site, that should be a sign that something needs to change.

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  • BoozeBowsBoys 8 years ago on Spoiler: No One Actually Loved Freshman Year

    I feel like you can love something while also being stressed by it.
    I can honestly say that I LOVED my freshman year; that doesn’t mean I didn’t struggle with a class or two, an occasional bout of homesickness, or a FOMO-ridden weekend of not having a party to go to.
    Part of the joy of freshman year is figuring out how to navigate a life of limited boundaries, no curfew, and way more responsibility than anyone is ready for. It’s part of the fun!

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  • BoozeBowsBoys 8 years ago on How To Make Sure You Taste Okay *Down There*

    I do write for a website which is why I judge them so harshly.
    And tbh, I would never write for TSM because I don’t want my name tied to the site when it comes time to get a real job. Especially if they’re going to continue to only produce content that is equivalent to 13-year-old fangirling OR about their most recent sexual escapades.

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  • BoozeBowsBoys 8 years ago on 20 Times Kylie Was Just As Pretty As Kendall

    Kinda, sorta, ALMOST feel bad for all the shade being thrown at TSM today.
    On the other hand, it is literally your one job to find or create decent and/or funny/entertaining and/or useful content.
    I don’t need your help binging on KUWTK or stalking their ‘grams, thanks though.

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  • BoozeBowsBoys 8 years ago on How To Make Sure You Taste Okay *Down There*

    Yes. There’s a difference between getting shade thrown at you for an occasional shitty article by a semi-decent writer and just being a shitty writer. If TSM wants to continue to be successful they need to figure out which writers fall where, and quit taking pieces from some of them.

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  • BoozeBowsBoys 8 years ago on How To Make Sure You Taste Okay *Down There*

    I’m not looking for health advice? I’m looking for entertainment? Which the entire Grandex brand has been lacking in lately. If VR really wanted what’s best for her site, she wouldn’t take writers like you or RecruitmentChairTSM.
    Y’alls writing is the reason Greeks have a bad name. These articles get shared to more than just the app and the rest of the country sees “sorority girls says to wash your vaj occasionally”… In other news, water is wet and sorostitutes are still stuck up bimbos.
    As a Greek woman I’m not ok being represented by this site sometimes, and it’s because of writers like you.

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