I’m not actually funny, I’m just really mean and people think I’m joking. TSM.

A man who treats his woman like a princess is proof that he has been raised by a queen. TSM.

Carrie in the closet, Charlotte on the streets, Miranda in the classroom, Samantha in the sheets. TSM.

Saying you’re on your way when you haven’t even left the house yet. TSM.

Boys being called by their last names is such a turn-on. TSM.

Fraternity house bathroom heart-to-hearts. TSM.

Gameday pictures: behind every girl’s back is a cup. TSM.

Classy ladies never have one night stands. We just held auditions and you didn’t get a callback. TSM.

Not sure who I Facebook stalk more…guys I like, or girls I don’t. TSM.