Knowing that a sarcastic tone and the word “classy” is the most effective insult. TSM.

Afternoon tee time. TFM. Afternoon tea time. TSM.

I’m conservative everywhere except the bedroom. TSM.

You’re right GDI. Leggings aren’t pants…if you’re fat. TSM.

I don’t play hard to get. I am hard to get. TSM.

Don’t expect me to get on my knees unless I can clearly see yours. TSM.

For my birthday last week Fratdaddy bought me a David Yurman ring, a new longchamp tote, Columbia pfg shirt, a monogrammed fishing pole, 4 new colors of nike shorts, and a set of pearl earrings. We have been together for two months last Friday. Oh and we still haven’t had sex. TSM.

I’m not your slampiece, you’re my fratslam. TSM.