Easily turning the guy who never has a girlfriend into your boyfriend. TSM.

Every gift you receive revolving around alcohol. TSM.

Most sororities stay away from the four Bs. We stay away from the four Cs: cargos, chacos, camo, and crocs. TSM.

Beelining toward the center of the dance floor when “Timber” comes on. TSM.

Being a woman is all about sucking it up, sucking it in, and sucking it down. TSM.

Making your boyfriend’s pledges, your pledges. TSM.

Becoming a born-again virgin with every new relationship. TSM.

Outsourcing your sorority crafting to your little. TSM.

The “I’m not wearing makeup” makeup you put on before he comes over. TSM.

No letters, no number. TSM.