Finals are really cutting into my drinking schedule. TSM.
Finals are really cutting into my drinking schedule. TSM.
People having high expectations of your ability to party because of your sorority. TSM.
The last-minute attempt to iron your shirt out with a hair straightener. TSM.
Using your pledge name as your TSM username. TSM.
Mixing alcohol with more alcohol. TSM.
Falling in love with your little when you meet her in the hallway wearing boxer’s and a guy’s button-up. TSM.
Taking Plan B with champagne, because not getting pregnant is something to celebrate. TSM.
Never eating carbs, but drinking them regularly. TSM.
Don’t chase them. Replace them. TSM.
Having no recollection of “the best hookup of his life.” TSTC.