“Has he hooked up with anyone who’s relevant? Or is he fair game?” TSM.

“You’re different from all the other girls.” TSM.

Deciding to wear your hair straight or curly solely based on your last Insta pic. TSM.

Does “Capable of finishing a bottle of Moscato in one sitting” count as a skill for my résumé? TSM.

I never want to see alcohol again…today. TSM.

Referring to your family’s boyfriends as your “Big in Law” and “GBae.” TSM.