Changing your hair color to match the season. TSM.

Turning a social into a photo shoot. TSM.

Watching “The House Bunny” and “Legally Blonde” back to back, to pump you up for recruitment. TSM.

Hooking up with a pledge and viewing it as community service. TSM.

If making margs in a nutribullet is wrong, I don’t wanna be right. TSM.

Calling your boss your “work big.” TSM.

Feeling actual anger when her Instagram is private. TSM.