“Do I look good enough to intimidate his new girlfriend?” -Thoughts while choosing a profile picture. TSM.

Fan girling over your little on every form of social media. TSM.

Fighting for the biggest bed on spring break, but never actually sleeping in it. TSM.

Sexting the same exact lines to two different boys, because to hell with creativity. TSM.

Most likely to be sent to standards. TSM.

Going to the gym, only to realize you accidentally grabbed a water bottle filled with vodka. TSTC.