Your only excuse being “We were at the beach” when your mom asks why you drunkenly called her mid-day. TSM.

“YASSS” being an autocorrect suggestion in your phone. TSM.

When your 60-year-old alumnae tell you not to worry, because they were alcoholics too. TSM.

Taking one for the chapter. TSM.

I didn’t pay for my friends. I paid for my Instagram likes. TSM.