Never having to walk home during pledge season. TSM.

“Accidentally” smearing lipstick on his shirt to mark your territory. TSM.

FOWAGO: Fear Of Wasting A Good Outfit. TSM.

Getting up earlier for a philanthropy than you ever would for class. TSM.

Having a secret handshake with your favorite bouncer. TSM.

But first, let me take a Snapchat. TSM.

Marry for money. Love will come later. TSM.