Saving your calories for wine. TSM.

Your most used emoji being the American flag. TSM.

Always making it a double. TSM.

Going hard on July 4th, even though you’re a Canadian chapter. TSM.

If I don’t remember, it didn’t happen. TSM.

“Oh, we don’t have favorites. We like to hang out with all of the fraternities on campus.” TSM.

On a scale from 1-formal, how drunk were you last night? TSM.

Knowing nothing about sports, but still knowing how to score. TSM.

Kill them with craftiness. TSM.