“So, what’s the glitter budget?” TSM.

Showing up late with a Starbucks in hand. TSTC.

Getting more fraternity shirts from recruitment than from shacking. TSM.

It’s not a drinking problem, it’s a drinking solution. TSM.

Reviewing your own Snapchat story for any clues as to what you did last night. TSM.

He looks better in person. TSM.