The school banning glitter on university property after Bid Day. TSTC.

Having an entire section of your closet of clothes you’ve stolen from boys. TSM.

Waking up to at 8am to take shots at a tailgate, but refusing to set your alarm for an 8am lecture. TSM.

Making sure your school supplies match you room decor so they’ll look coordinated if you accidentally leave them out. TSM.

The likes-to-followers ratio being way more important than the follower-to-followed ratio. TSM.

He’s my ex-whatever-he-was. TSM.

Dropping a pin before you go into his house so your big knows where to pick you up in the morning. TSM.

Finding glitter in random places in your room. And backpack. And purse. And notebooks. TSM.

Planning out a week’s worth of Instagram posts ahead of time. TSM.

Saying that something is a “back to school item” to justify an unreasonably expensive purchase. TSM.