“Are you staying over there?” “Yeah but he doesn’t know that yet.” #TSTC

Sharing your location with your big so she can find you when you’re blackout. TSM.

FaceTiming with your big from your respective hookups’ beds. TSTC.

He’s my ex-whatever-he-was. TSM.

Booze, bandaids. Same thing. TSM.

Ruining your life and liver simultaneously. TSTC.