Upgrading to a shack sweatshirt for fall. TSM.

Define “formal” for chapter. TSM.

I’m reaaaallly sorry, but could you take one more? TSM.

“Oh, I only drink vodka and wine.”
“Really? I drink anything and everything” TSM.

Stealing the cooler back. TSM.

Being afraid to change your hair color, because it won’t match your fake ID. TSM.

“His bed is just more comfortable than mine!” TSM.

Can I put “highly skilled at taking care of drunk girls” on my resume? TSM.