Spending your class time on Pinterest, planning your wedding to the guy actually paying attention. TSM.

I have a constant internal battle about whether to be classy or give zero fucks. TSM.

Saying “haze” in a sorority is like saying “bomb” in an airport. TSM.

Are you going to that? If you go, I’ll go. TSM.

Only in a sorority is it acceptable to be 19 with twins. TSM.

Can’t I just be a cuddlepiece with t-shirt privileges? TSM.

Getting overly excited when he puts you in his profile pic. TSM.

He wears the pants, but I pick them out. TSM.

Looking at yourself way too often when Skyping. TSM.

There’s three things in life every girl needs: Love to make her weak, Alcohol to make her strong, and Sisters when both things make her hit the floor. TSM.