A girl should be three things: classy, fabulous, and in a sorority. TSM.

Being more excited about potential photos than the actual event. TSM.

Your fratdaddy knowing that he can laugh at misogynistic TFMs all day, but if he ever treated you unkindly, he’d be ironing his own shirts and making his own sandwiches in a heartbeat. TSM.

None of my friends got pregnant in high school. TSM.

You had me at “Law School”. TSM.

I don’t play hard to get. I am hard to get. TSM.

A proper lady never spits. Anything. TSM.