Victoria getting hammered on The Bachelor, and telling the other girls “This is what I’m like sober.” TSTC.

Starbucks is the most important meal of the day. TSM.

It’s going down. We matched on Tinderrrrr. TSM.

“I can never remember what the inside of that place looks like, but I know there’s a cheese plate in there somewhere.” TSM.

Throwing what you know being a priority every time you visit a new place. TSM.

Sending emails with misleading subject lines, so the girls will actually read them. TSM.

He’s hot in that he drives a Mercedes. TSM.

You’re never fully dressed without a Starbs. TSM.

Knowing how to punch a shotgun can yourself, but making a guy do it for you anyway. TSM.

Dancing totally inappropriately to music that was inspired by a struggle you’ll never understand. TSM.