Always ordering two of everything. One for me, one for my little. TSM.

“Here’s what not to do in your letters” *does everything they tell me not to do while wearing letters.* TSTC.

Using chapter meeting to talk about the weekend’s festivities. TSM.

Crisis: I can’t decide which picture to post to Instagram. TSM.

Automatically reading “Patrón” instead of “patron.” TSM.

I’ve been hungover for 100% of my chapter meetings. TSTC.