Getting a fraternity to help you move in. TSM.

My parents told me to be more fiscally responsible, so I invested in an embroidery machine with monograming capabilities. TSM.

When life gives you lemons, throw them in your vodka and call up your sisters. TSM.

Your boyfriend ordering an extra event tank because he assumes you’ll be taking one. TSM.

Making your boyfriend’s pledges, your pledges. TSM.

Outsourcing your sorority crafting to your little. TSM.

Wearing an American flag shirt to a Cinco de Mayo party. TSM.

Only taking high end shack shirts. TSM.

The “I’m not wearing makeup” makeup you put on before he comes over. TSM.

Finals are really cutting into my drinking schedule. TSM.