It’s not that I’m terribly optimistic. I just genuinely believe that the rules don’t apply to me. TSM.

Wanted: part-time boyfriend. Sunday-Wednesday. TSM.

Sisterhood is more than matching tanks and neon hats. Those things just make it better. TSM.

Your boyfriend ordering an extra event tank because he assumes you’ll be taking one. TSM.

I consider myself more of a “fourth-year freshman” than a senior. TSM.

Piss me off and I’ll put glitter in your AC vents. TSM.