Being the reason he wins “Hookup of the Week” at chapter. TSM.

Dressing up, curling your hair, and wearing perfume to go cuss out a boy. TSM.

Picking your daughter’s name based on what her monogram will look like. TSM.

Boycotting a fraternity because they don’t have enough elevated surfaces for your liking. TSM.

Your sorority sister eventually becoming your sister-in-law. TSM.