The ever-growing collection of Mr. Tinders in your contacts. TSM.

I’d wife him so hard. TSM.

Deciding which t-shirts you will pass down and which you will use in your quilt as soon as the seniors graduate. TSM.

Thanking God (and your birth control) that you’re still giving Mother’s Day gifts instead of receiving them. TSM.

Planning your daily schedule around Starbucks’ Frapp Happy Hour. TSM.