Starting my day off with time in the sauna to sweat out the alcohol from the night before. TSM.

It was a bad choice to wear a tan dress. The next morning I had to dig through the sea of khakis on the floor to find it. TSM.

Taylor Swift is the soundtrack to my life. TSM.

Looking forward to spring because the fratstars dress in pastels. TSM.

Fetal position at work after a long night of champagne. TSM.

Having girls ask me to bake their fratstars cupcakes because they know I’m our sorority’s resident Martha Stewart….minus the jail time. TSM.

Limiting the amount of Yurman to only 6 pieces during rush so we don’t intimidate the freshman. TSM.

No, GDI, I wasn’t alone on Valentine’s day watching the Notebook. Sorry I’m not sorry. TSM.