Having a cuter “how we met” story with your big than you do with your boyfriend. TSM.

He can have a man cave if I get a craft room. TSM.

Liking him less when he’s wasted, but more when you’re wasted. TSM.

Believe in your selfie. TSM.

If I don’t remember, it didn’t happen. TSM.

Too drunk to function. Too srat to care. TSTC.