“Is vodka a carb?” TSM.
“Is vodka a carb?” TSM.
“Drunk calories don’t count, right?”
“No, and drunk words don’t either.” TSM.
There is a special place in heaven for boys who understand the importance of asking you to formal in the most public and extravagant way possible. TSM.
“Florals? For Bid Day? Groundbreaking.” TSM.
“I want to add his letter to my monogram.” -Ella Fitzgerald. TSM.
Dressing like you’re in a sorority. Drinking like you’re in a fraternity. TSM.
Having the body of a trophy wife and the brains of a surgeon. TSM.
“It ain’t my fault when I walk and jaws drop.” -Miranda Lambert. TSM.
Shopping for a date party dress during your three-hour lecture. TSM.
“If you don’t want to date me that’s fine, but you’re wrong and I hate you.”- Workaholics. TSM.