Getting the entire bar to sing “Courtesy of the Red, White, and Blue” to your boyfriend when he gets home from Afghanistan. TSM.

Where are my keys? Phone? Dignity? Whatever, best two out of three. TSM.

I shaved my legs for this. It better be worth it. TSM.

“But then I found out he was a democrat, so I ended it.” TSM.

Yesterday’s dress with today’s shame all over it. TSM.

Having been at the bars hours before they released the school’s decision to cancel classes. TSM.

Memorizing your credit card number way before you memorize any of your notes, because you online shop far more often than you study. TSM.